Case no. HB-2026-6266 / carinderia

Lechon Kawali

#carinderia#fried

Decision of the courtJudged per 100 g

May SalaGuilty

The evidence is overwhelming, and so is the fat.

Aggravating circumstances / 4 counts

Mantika Overloadfat 45 g

The oil wasn't an accomplice, it was the mastermind.

Saturated Fat, Aggravated16 g

A repeat offender with a long record.

Calorie Overload520 kcal

That's a full day's fuel, not a merienda.

Mitigating factors

Mitigating factor: 20 g of protein. The court respects your muscles.

No bail. No appeal. The court has spoken.

No settlementHigh blood patients: Enemies for life.

Health score36 / 100

Recommendation of the courtPair it with atchara and keep it to one cup of rice. The court may look kindly on that.

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For fun, not medical advice. Verdicts use per-100 g values; the evidence panel shows your chosen unit.

Nutrition evidence

Per serving: 1 plate, approx. 150 g (estimate)

780kcalOver the line

Total fat

67.5 g

Mantika Overload

Saturated fat

24 g

Saturated Fat, Aggravated

Sodium

900 mg

Minor offense

Sugars

0 g

No charge

Carbohydrate

0 g

No charge

Protein

30 g

Mitigating

Dietary fiber

0 g

No charge

Carbs, protein and fat by calories

Carbohydrate 0%Protein 16%Fat 84%

Source of evidence

Nutrition values: [SOURCE]. Values shown here are planning estimates and will be replaced with verified data. Serving weight is an estimate, not a measured portion.

Recommendation of the courtPair it with atchara and keep it to one cup of rice. The court may look kindly on that.

Motion for bail: lighter alternatives

Cleaner records, judged by the same rules.

Pinakbet90 kcal / 100 g

Walang Sala / Not GuiltyGout patients: No settlement possible.

Sinigang na Baboy60 kcal / 100 g

Paalala / Warning

Kaldereta180 kcal / 100 g

Paalala / Warning

Cross-examine against another food →

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